Up for grabs - Small rat with black stripe. But this isn't just any rat!!!! This rat has the ability to hypnotize. This amazing creature has the ability to convince not one, BUT TWO hungry snakes that instead of eating it they should curl up with it and keep it cozy and warm until the crazy blonde chic on the other side of the glass decides to make it a pet!Better yet!
Come one, come all! Step right up and see George, The Amazing Hypnotic Rat! One ticket and you too can lay eyes on this amazing creature. Don't look too long though or there is no telling what George might hypnotize you into doing. For two tickets you can have the honor of hand feeding the smelly little rodent! Who is going to be the first to experience this marvel of the animal world?? How 'bout you young man? Little lady? What about you madam? Now now, no pushing there is plenty of room for everyone! No flash photography, please!
All I'm sayin' is there are going to be some damn hungry snakes in this house until one of them decides George is lookin' tasty!!!
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