You Know You're a Homeschooler When... (Part 8)

…the neighborhood kids come over after school and your 4th grader teaches them all how to play chess because he is tired of losing to mom.

…your 4th grader describes video game scenery by saying “there is a distinct transition from a forest habitat to grassland.” Where does he learn this stuff??

…instead of cartoons, your children begin their day by watching 'How It’s Made' on the Discovery Channel.

…your children try to convince you that the toy they want for their birthday holds educational value by designing their own science lesson around it. I’ve got to admit I was almost sold…

…your 4th grader is willing to do extra chores to get the really expensive out of print Greek mythology book he is dying to read.

…Cyberchase counts as math class, Mythbusters counts as science class and drum circles count as music class.